Easter Double Feature: Pigeons & Satan—Because Why Not?
This Easter, prepare for the premiere of a new double feature, featuring a blabber-mouthed pigeon and the Prince of Darkness.
Subject Line: 🎬 Easter Double Feature: Pigeons & Hell—Because Why Not?
Greetings cinephiles, intellectuals, and gluttons for cinematic punishment!
Easter is upon us—a time of renewal, reflection, and, if you’re us, utterly deranged short films. This Sunday (4/20—hee-hee), we’re dropping not one but two absurdist gems from the warped mind of filmmaker James G. Maynard and your favorite AI-powered cinematic madhouse (that’s us).
Buckle up. It’s about to get weird.
FEATURE #1: The Stool Pigeon
A two-minute sci-fi comedy that asks: What if all of reality was an AI-powered simulation, and pigeons were the only ones who noticed?
Meet Dave, a renegade pigeon with a beak full of truth bombs. His mission? Expose the cosmic lie that reality is just an AI construct…
Will humanity handle the revelation, or was blissful ignorance the real gift all along?
Get the truth before Dave gets silenced by the avian deep state.
HEADLINER: Satan: The Untold Story
A dark comedy shot in first-demon POV (yes, really).
Ever wondered what damnation looks like from the inside? No? Well, too bad—you’re getting it anyway.
This fiendishly innovative short follows Gary, Satan’s overworked assistant, as he deals with Hell’s most brutal punishment: modern corporate bureaucracy. When a new soul arrives expecting fire and brimstone, they’re instead greeted with… TPS reports and passive-aggressive memos.
Written and directed by James G. Maynard (Nobody Believes Cassandra, The Wizard and the Scholar), this film proves Hell isn’t other people—it’s middle management.
🔥 Descend into the madness—if you think you can handle the truth.
WHY YOU SHOULD CARE
It’s Easter. What better way to celebrate rabbits on a mission than with existential dread and demonic HR meetings?
AI-powered storytelling is here. We’re pushing boundaries, one unhinged premise at a time.
You’ll sound cool at parties. “Oh, The Stool Pigeon? Yeah, I was into it before it became a cultural phenomenon.”
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For our esteemed VIP subscribers: Did you know the posters in Hell’s corporate break room are always changing? (Turns out, eternal damnation has a very active HR department.)
As a special bonus, we’re giving you an exclusive sneak peek at some of Hades’ most infernal motivational signage below!
See you in the simulation (or the infernal break room)!
James
P.S. If a pigeon whispers secrets to you this weekend… maybe just nod and walk away.
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